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Shit Slytherins Say
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Shit Slytherins Say: #215
Ravenclaw: “I beg your pardon?”
Slytherin: “then beg”
Shit Slytherins Say: #214
Slytherin 1: “im merely trying to avoid a constitutional crisis”
Slytherin 2: “we don’t even have a constitution”
Slytherin 1: “that’s what makes it a crisis”
Shit Slytherins Say: #213
Friendly, but I’m not your friend though.
GUYS
Shit Slytherins Say: The 7 Nights of Halloween (Year 2) #2
Ravenclaw: “I don’t believe in ghosts.”
Slytherin: “That’s alright. Ghosts don’t believe in you either.”
I’m sorry but you’re an asshole if you make fun of others opinions/feelings. You’re definitely not cool or edgy.
Shit Slytherins Say: The 7 Nights of Halloween (Year 2) #1
Slytherin: “Say Gryffindor, what’s a skeletons favorite instrument?”
Gryffindor: “The trom-BONE!”
Slytherin: “Trombone…trombone?! They don’t have lungs you dope! It’s bongos Gryffindor… bongos… Merlin’s beard…”
Shit Slytherins Say: The 7 Nights of Halloween #1
Hufflepuff: “What are you Slytherin? Where is your costume?”
Slytherin: “This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.”
Shit Slytherins Say: The 7 Nights of Halloween #4
I would be the first person to die in a horror film. I refuse to spend my last minutes running.